So on Monday night I went out for dinner with Dr Drake, when I arrived he already had a Cosmopolitan waiting for me. It was very sweet of him, but I was starting to wonder if his plan was to get me drunk once again and steal kisses from me!
We had a wonderful dinner, and everything was going well. I managed to stick to my three drink rule, and we shared vanilla and cardamon cheesecake for dessert. (Im obsessed with cardamon at the moment, Leilani makes the most amazing almond and cardamon cookies.)
After dinner he suggested to go and watch a late night movie. By this time I was ready to get into my bed with a hot-water bottle (the heating in my rubbish student house doesn't work, and yes it is winter!), and watch an episode of Jerseylicious, but I didnt want to seem rude so I agreed. Plus the night was going well and he was making me laugh a lot so I thought I may as well.
We went to see what movies were playing, and there wasn't really anything on worth watching. Secretly happy knowing I would soon be tucked up in my bed, I started to head for the taxi rank. Next minute I know, he's inviting himself back to mine to 'watch a film.'
I tried to say no but he was very insistent, and I eventually gave in. However I did make a point of telling him he was not coming back for 'coffee,' and that he was defiantly not staying.
When we got to mine we headed to my room, tonight I really wished we had a T.V in the living room.
I picked the film 28 days later, Im a huge horror movie fan but I didnt want anything too scary just incase he pooped himself. In the few seconds I turned away from him to put the film in the DVD player, he had stripped off down to his boxers and jumper into my bed.
Feeling slightly uncomfortable, I put on some shorts and a jumper and slide into bed. Next minute I know he jumped on me and started chewing my face off, turns out his kissing wasn't effected by the alcohol on our last date, he's just an awful kisser. He also kept doing this odd thing with his chin, he would lift his face up suddenly and literally hit me in the face with his chin. I mean seriously....and he kept doing it. I started wondering if this was a joke, soon I would end up with a black eye. I felt like head-butting him and pretending it was just one of my many moves!
I kept trying to turn away from him but he kept rolling me back over. I tried to seem really into the film too, and kept say 'omg, wait what just happened?' to try and get him interested in it. Eventually he stopped and watched the film with me and soon enough he fell asleep. I was so relieved, apart from the fact I was hanging off the bed. Where I kept trying to get away from him, he kept moving closer until I was basically on the floor. I wondered if I would be able to sneak out and sleep in with one of my housemates. I started to try and slide off the bed, when he suddenly woke up. Next minute I know he's taken off his boxers and literally just got 'it' out. I was mortified, I though now I need to be to the point and stern! I told him to put his boxers on at once, and he should stop what ever he's thinking of doing. But he completely ignored me, and kept trying to rip off my clothes and have his way with me. The more I asked him to stop the more turned on he seemed, it was so creepy! Eventually I had to shout at him and threaten to kick him out before he just rolled over and went to sleep. I was so pissed off, and to top it off he snored like a pig all night.
At first I didn't think it was that bad, but after I told my friends they seemed really shocked. And thus it has lead to his new nick name Dr Rape.
I will not be returning his calls or texts!
What is it with me and rapey guys!? Its all Achmed could talk about too. I would be having a normal conversation with him, and he would make it dirty. It was actually a talent! Conversation went a little like this:
Me: Look at that pretty white bird
Achmed: Thats nice, you know what else is white? Your bed sheets....
Me: Yes Achmed, and Im sure I know where this is leading. Can you stop with the rudeness!?
Achmed: Im not rude, unless you want me to be.......
Me: Shall we go get coffee?
Achmed: Yeah sure, coffee makes me really energetic. And you know if Im really energetic, that could mean really crazy sex, and you know what I would do to you during crazy sex.......
Me: Yeah I don't want coffee any more.
You get the point! I mean I'm not a complete prude, but after 3 or 4 dates thats a bit much!
Oh dear, is there any half normal men out there?
Meilana xxx
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