Im off to dinner soon with Dr Drake, Im wearing my favorite tight ass peach dress with kitten heels. Leilani would defiantly approve, in her books the tighter the better!
Its now only dawning on me that I was rather drunk on our first date, actually I was wasted. He ordered so many rounds of cocktails I couldnt keep up; peach bellini, cosmopolitan, gin fizz, mojito, strawberry mojito, strawberry daiquiri, martini, cucumber collins......The list goes on but by this point the night is a bit of a blur.
So what is now occurring to me is of course it went well, how can a date not go well when your drunk!? What if he's actually really boring, and what I though was brilliant conversation was just me rambling on about my beloved rabbit 'Borris,' that left me to live in the wild.
He also cheekily kissed me at the end of the night, as an old fashioned women I would of never let that happen. My judgement was swayed but a fountain of delicious cocktails, it must not happen again. Tonight I shall try to limit myself.
Oh goodness, and I remember the kiss being awful. I had to try and subtly wipe the slobber away from my mouth, his tongue was like a tennis racket and my tonsils the ball! We can blame that on the alcohol right? I mean, I can always teach him later on down the line.... 'Now lets try this thing where you don't choke me with your tongue?'
Im getting myself nervous now, I think I need to call my sister....
'If he's a weirdo then you can ditch him, and at the end of the day its a free dinner. As a poor student I would take it'.......Thanks Leilani, you always do have such great advice!
Well Im off, I shall report back with how it goes
Meilana xxx
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